Am I crackers? I don't get it...

Am I crackers? I don't get it...

Indeed, if you 'get' any of these jokes that came out of my festive christmas crackers this year, then you are well on your way to mastering English!!

Q. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

A. In case he got a hole in one!

Q. What do you call a crate of ducks?

A. A box of quackers!

Q. What do you call a man with a spade on is head?

A. Doug

Q. How does Jack Frost get to work

A. By icicles!

Q What does an angry kangaroo do ?

A Get hopping mad!

Q. What animals need oiling?

A. Mice, because they squeak!

Q. Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?

A. He wanted to get up oily in the morning!

...........That's all folks

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